Have you ever been in the middle of your bathroom cleaning routine only to turn around and find a naked child?
Have you ever sent a three line e-mail to a friend and when you were done found a child with diaper cream from eyebrows to mid scalp?
Have you ever reached for the milk only to find an empty jug?
Have you ever heard someone talking and suddenly realized in mid search that it's you - talking to yourself?
Have you ever decided that the smell really isn't worth finding anyway?
Just checking. I need to feel normal today.