You Know you Have an Awesome Friend When...

You say things like "I'm flushing because I just cleaned it; not because I used it" and A) they believe you. And B) They laugh.

You call them crying and end the call laughing.

You talk about nothing just so you don't have to hang up.

You don't even send an e-mail or look at the phone and they still know that you need them.

You can do a million things while they are trying to talk to you and they don't care about the interruptions. As a matter of fact they are comfortable enough to interrupt you back.

Just wanted to say Thank You in a big, public, embarassing way. Thank you.

Leave a Message Already!!

**The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result. (No clue who said it but they are pretty much right!)**

There has been a phone number calling me on the hour every hour for the last two days. And you say, "Well, why don't you answer it?" Because I don't know anyone from the Miami area of Florida. But I have another question.

Why won't these people leave a message? I DO have voice mail. It is NOT full. I check it regularly and if you are someone I know or someone I need to call back, I call you back. But guess what?

If you don't leave a message, I STILL have no idea who you are and therefore will continue to ignore your call. So we can keep playing this game of me ignoring you and you wasting your time but know this, if your insanity wakes my children up from a much needed nap, I WILL be calling the phone company and blocking your number just for harassment.

Leave the message already! You obviously WANT to talk to me or you wouldn't call every hour. How do you know I'm not in a hospital somewhere with an executive assistant returning my calls? How is Wonder Kid supposed to know she's supposed to call you back if you don't leave a message?

Please! When you call someone, if they don't answer the phone unless they are family or a BFF whose number you know and dial in your sleep.....LEAVE A MESSAGE ALREADY!!!