It turns out I am just one viral video away from my 15 seconds of fame!
Yeah, I know. It used to be 15 minutes but they had to scale back because so many people are using You Tube and Photobucket and Stickam and webcams and Viddler and Movie Maker and Adobe and Photoshop that now anyone can be famous for just about anything.
I'm going to do a video of me picking stuff up with my toes while I fold laundry and change a diaper. Then I'm going to add a bunch of cool effects and some awesome music like Hey Hey We're the Monkeys and I'm going to upload it and spam the crap out of everyone to go vote for me and laugh at me. Then I'll be sure to be a rock star and I'll be on the cover of all the tabloids.
I'll be famous for being absolutely average and normal. Won't it be great?!?!
I'll have to do something about the paparazzi. I should stock up on sunglasses and umbrellas.
Elevating Yogurt by Bridget
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