Saturday, February 14, 2009

Let's be Real!

Last night while I was cruising around Bloggy Land I started looking at some profile pics and of course thinking about mine. This is the large version of my profile pic.

Aren't we all so cute and pretty?

But see when I'm sitting here at the computer writing to you and cruising your pages, this is totally NOT what I look like. How about a good dose of reality this morning? Here's what you would see if you could look through your page and see me on the other side.

(Obviously, I don't look that bored when I'm on your page but the web cam was not cooperating this morning and I was annoyed.)

So let's study this for a minute.

A. That would be the ever present ball cap that stays on my head to hide the fact that I haven't showered or even glanced in the direction of a hairbrush in 12 hours.

B. Present from fall to spring, you are now seeing the very fashionable hooded sweatshirt (one of 3 options). This is used to mask exhibit D but we'll get to that in a minute.

C. Please notice the total lack of makeup and the glaring presence of dark circles and bleariness. I don't wear makeup except for church and the bleariness is courtesy of sleeping in my contacts yet again.

D. The syrup and jelly stained shirt. That I slept in.

And you people wonder why I don't vlog very often. I'm just saying. I'm very glad that blogging is something I can do with a computer screen between you and me.


Michelle said...

AMEN! My PJ clad self is SO very glad that people can't see through the computer to see what I look like in REALITY!


sandy said...

It's like I'm looking in the mirror!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Staci said...

You're totally stealing my look, aren't you?

Although you are much braver than me to post it!

Bloggymommy said...

You look like you could be on Miss. America compared to what I look like right now!

Rhea said...

The wonderful thing about blogging IS that no one can see I haven't showered or brushed my hair. Or that giant zit that's forming on my forehead...

Great family photo though! Adorable!

I'm part of the SITS Welcome Wagon! I've been a member since last summer, and I've read so many fun blogs and met so many amazing women through SITS. Welcome aboard!

Brenda Jean said...

Visiting from SITS. Hey, at least you look cool in the baseball hat. I am SO not a hat person, so then I just have really bad bed hair. BAAHAHAHAHA I like blogging because I can do it and look down right scary and no one knows:)

telecommutingtruths said...

This is the funniest post I have come across in the longest time! Thanks!

Shannon said...

Hey you look better than me. At least you ATTEMPT to cover your unbrushed hair. I don't even bother. :)